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November 18 2017

00:12

the adhd friend(tm) experience

adhdpie:

  • the only thing you wanna talk about is your current favorite subject (your hyperfixation). everything else is so boring you wanna cry
  • no I WILL pay attention to my friend’s story
  • brain: hyperfixation hyperfixation hyperfixation hyperfixation
  • the story is over. you heard 3 words of it. everyone else is laughing so you do too, nervously
  • friend: ‘here’s how to get to my house. you turn onto Route 28 and–’ *friend’s voice turns into the Charlie Brown Adult noises* ‘–you’re there! Easy, right?’
  • somebody says something that reminds you of a story you wanted to tell. do you:
  • a. stop listening to the conversation so you can remember the story
  • b. interrupt them to tell the story immediately
  • c. interrupt them to ask them to remind you to tell the story later, but forget what the story was when they remind you
  • d. stop listening to the conversation so you can remember the story but then forget the story as you slip off into a train of thought all your own
  • (the answer is yes)
  • ‘so sarah–’ ‘wait, who’s sarah?’ ‘dude she sits next to you at work’
  • names and faces: no correlation
  • it doesn’t matter if you met 5 minutes or 5 years ago. you cannot for the life of you remember that classmate’s name
  • you can’t remember when your friend’s birthday is. after 6 years of friendship
  • being The Late One™ at every gathering
  • relatedly: wait, the birthday party is today!?
  • being The Flake™
  • guess who forgot to paypal money for the group gift/buy decorations/keep an eye on the ticket release dates again? that’s right, it you
  • intense bouts of rejection-sensitive dysphoria (feels like anxiety spirals/depression episodes) because your flakiness caused your friends trouble
  • knowing you will never be good enough for your friends because they’re still your friends despite you being an utter flake
  • it’s your turn to talk. you open your mouth. 12 minutes later you have finished your dissertation, which covered 52 unrelated subjects and never resolved the opening topic
  • bonus points: you don’t remember what the opening topic was
  • when you hang out with friends who are diagnosed with adhd, you never shut up and never pause to breathe but nobody is bothered and everybody has just as much to say as you do on just as many subjects
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pleasetrysomethingelse:

With lots of credit card debt.

00:08

marzipanandminutiae:

elfman98:

hotdadcalendar:

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

November 17 2017

22:44

🚨🚨🚨

sbroxman-autisticquestions:

fullhalalalchemist:

today is Nov. 15. the FCC, under chairman Ajit Pai, will not listen to the public despite millions of comments in support of net neutrality. They are going to try their hardest to kill net neutrality, which in turn will kill the internet, which in turn will help eradicate democracy. it won’t just affect Americans, it has the potential to affect the entire internet, something we ALL use daily. you can bet your ass other countries will see america doing this, and use it as an excuse to do it in their own countries.

portugal has no net neutrality. this is what buying a plan looks like there:

you have to pay MORE for features you’re already guaranteed to have under net neutrality. and in america, you already know how expensive everything is.

democrats AND republicans both want net neutrality. advocacy groups in touch with congress have said that if your members of congress receive calls from you, they are more encouraged and more likely to take action to stop Pai’s plan to gut net neutrality. after Nov. 22, it will be MUCH HARDER to convince your member of congress.

please, call them. call them daily.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

I 100% agree with this. But one fact is wrong, Portugal does have net neutrality, that image was from a mobile data plan

The comments here prove Portugal has net neutrality

22:44

marauders4evr:

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

Reposted byElric-Wolfe Elric-Wolfe
22:43

BREAKING: Gal Gadot Confirms Brett Ratner Kicked Off 'Wonder Woman'

reversatility1:

sharkbroz:

“I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons… in the name of all that it is good…your wrath upon this world… is OVER!”

YES.

22:43

yulon:

when you start writing a character’s inner monologue and he goes off on a tangent that culminates in character development you didn’t know you were gonna write like 15 minutes ago or planned but now here we are

05:38

the-place-where:

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

05:37

the-place-where:

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

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jamestrfangirl:

surround-sound-sugar-skulls:

onion-monkey:

brispeak:

soveryanon:

soveryanon:

azesdrftghjnkghjd no, you don’t understand, Kojirō is such a sweetie and Haruka is such a sweetie that they could trust each other about their Pokémon needing rest……………..

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James is such a sweetheart it’s ridiculous.

James is the best pokémon trainer ever. He asks if his pokémon WANTS to join him.

I want the pokemon games to have a James option where you can decide  to ask a pokemon if they want to join your party.. it should be an option you can only pick at the start and if they say no you let them go and leave them alone

This is the reason he’s my favourite character. He wasn’t made to be bad he’ll do anything for his Pokémon!

05:35

imreallycoolandfriendly:

parafloral:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

I started high school 7 years ago Jesus

u done yet

I’m trapped in one of the lockers

00:48

syntiment:

Dear customers, from a Tim Hortons employee,

- If you come through the drive thru, especially in the morning, and order a take 12, you are personally responsible for at least two of my grey hairs.

- We can hear just about everything you say if you’re speaking loudly and clearly at the drive thru speaker so unless you want your personal conversation to be the topic of the hour for internal discussion then maybe talk about that pretty lady you wooed the other day another time.

- If you drive up to the drive thru speaker and don’t turn off your big truck there is a 100% chance I will hear absolutely nothing you try to tell me. Please turn it off, everything will go much faster thank you.

- If we ask you to hold on a moment over the drive thru speaker, it’s because we’re getting donuts/cold drinks from another order and calling us bullshit and demanding faster service will not make us run back to the order screen with gusto. It just makes us feel bad. I’m sorry I have to grab these two dozen donuts while you wait for a minute to order coffee. 

- There is a 100% chance that at any point during the day, we are understaffed, and therefore your patience is super appreciated and the nicer you are to us, the nicer we will be to you.

- If you’re a regular and you’re an asshole, we will remember your face. But not for the reasons you’d like us to.

- Almost everyone is humming a song at any moment in the day. Some times when we hum the same song we’ll starting singing to each other and dance a little. If you happen to catch us at it and dance along, you instantly become the favorite of the day.

- If we mess up your order or coffee and you politely tell us, we’ll absolutely exchange it for the correct one for free with no worries at all. 

- virtually the entire menu is super customizable. Do you wanna put strawberry cream cheese on a toasted maple french toast bagel and add tomato, cheddar and lettuce to it? we can do that. Wanna add four shots of espresso and a vanilla and caramel shot to your coffee? you got it. All you gotta do it ask.

- Our actual policy is ‘make it right’ so if you want virtually anything all you have to do is ask. It’s not unusual or cumbersome, you don’t have to apologise or call yourself a coffee snob for asking for specific things in your order.

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daisyjohnsony:

#the look in his eyes is the slow realization that he has to go fight a violent, abusive racist to protect the kids

00:20

child grooming in the one direction fandom.

anonsymons:

hello. this is a post made anonymously about my experience within the one direction fandom. i’ve put the details under the cut for trigger warnings. please feel free to add your own experiences, and reblog if you feel comfortable with it; this is an issue people need to know about, especially young fans/minors on tumblr.

trigger warnings: child abuse, pedophilia, underage sex mentions

Keep reading

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thepillgrums:

tredlocity:

teathattast:

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

November 16 2017

20:10

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

sahdirah:

mm-imagerie:

do-you-have-a-flag:

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

  • sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
  • the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
  • ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 
  • rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

The wubwubwub when you shook a 5″ disk back and forth quickly

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VID- jfc where’s the volume button?!?!

Screwing around with the degauss button to make the screen go all wiggly

Unfolding a paper clip to manually eject a disk that was stuck in the computer

20:08

Family Guy Kin

mariowiki:

emergency-broadcast-system:

ashloveshispikachu:

ashloveshispikachu:

mariowiki:

omfsean:

mariowiki:

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

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Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back

about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time 

What the fuck happened here on this day

20:08

steveandbucky:

steveandbucky:

i feel like age of ultron is like that one really bad fanfic set in canonverse that you read until the end because well you started it and it looked promising and youre halfway through so you might as well finish it and afterwards you sit there feeling confused and weirded out like ‘wtf did i just read’ and spend the next 3 weeks trying to forget you ever read it or pretending it doesn’t exist

ever wonder what it’d look like?


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pochowek:

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

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